“There’s no part of that sentence I don’t love.”

Ancient Psychic Tandem Scaleless Dragon!

This is my favorite Dark Souls related video. It’s what I send to newcomers. I quote it regularly in everyday life.

Honestly? Yeah. I enjoyed all three Fable games. They weren’t groundbreaking or anything like that, but I found them to be really fun for what they were. There were a lot of things that could be better, but all I really ask for in a game is that I enjoy the time I spend with it. Those three games were truly enjoyable,…

Cool, explain why. Explain how YouTubers are killing video games.

I get the feeling that you don’t know what you’re talking about, and are 13, and are trying your hardest to seem like you have big, strong opinions on this stuff.

Please, be jerkier about a reasonable question next time.

At this point, Matt the radar technician > TR-8R.

I definitely beat House of Leaves.

Sure, and no man nor god can take away the power we have to look at you and think, “What a pretentious dinosaur. How embarrassing that they insist on pretending to be so smart as a way to mask being so backwards.”

I’m curious, what society finds “identity shenanigans” to be “rude”? Genuinely curious here. I can’t think of anywhere that finds it “rude” to be trans.

Many A True Nerd. He does (for lack of a better word) “themed” runs of Fallout (and others) - he did a no-heal run of New Vegas, a “kill everything” run of Fallout 3, and a no guns run of Mass Effect.

dear fuck what is this

I honestly think this is my favorite Kotaku comment ever. No hyperbole. This is just lovely.

I saw that Zootopia trailer before The Good Dinosaur. It’s probably one of the funniest trailers I’ve seen since the red band Deadpool trailer. I love it because it’s just basically just a beautifully crafted short film, and though it doesn’t exactly tell you anything about what the movie itself is about or will look…

This joke is not getting enough credit.

That one messed me up so bad. It came out of nowhere. I listened while I was trying to eat lunch one day. I went to work feeling hollow and haunted.

Hey, I have that Death Grips shirt.

You just said Shia LaBeouf so many times, the name has lost all meaning.

Simple: the one with the most meth is Kent.