I saw that Zootopia trailer before The Good Dinosaur. It’s probably one of the funniest trailers I’ve seen since the red band Deadpool trailer. I love it because it’s just basically just a beautifully crafted short film, and though it doesn’t exactly tell you anything about what the movie itself is about or will look…

This joke is not getting enough credit.

That one messed me up so bad. It came out of nowhere. I listened while I was trying to eat lunch one day. I went to work feeling hollow and haunted.

Hey, I have that Death Grips shirt.

You just said Shia LaBeouf so many times, the name has lost all meaning.

Simple: the one with the most meth is Kent.

You could even wrap that around a Restaurant at the End of the Universe reference if you wanted to.

You’d be able to find it by following the light of the Kenny Rogers Roasters sign.

Technically, nothing in this timeline exists to have that view. There’s no building in Seattle with the view of the Space Needle that Frasier had.

All I fucking want is the Cascadian Wastes. Give me Seattle and Portland. Let me speak to the head of the Tillikum family on the top floor of Big Pink. Let me snipe Deathclaws from the roof of the Space Needle. All I want is to discover a nuclear test site on Mount Tabor, or the Brotherhood of Steel hiding in the…

You say “lingering suspicion”, I say “deep longing”.

Whatever you say, Mr. The Plague.

Soon, you’ll be able to hack the planet.

The proper pluralization is “Lago”, please get it right.

This Sadness toy is absolutely wonderful.

It’s confusing because there’s really absolutely no actual similarities between the two. They are in no way related, they are in no way similar, and they are not the same medium. None of what you’re saying makes any sense.

Honestly the Bullet Farmer was possibly my favorite of the three. I loved him as “The Scales of Justice”, and I loved his “All this over a family squabble” line. I loved his bullet headdress. I loved his character design. He’s fucking great.

What does Fury Road have to do with Phantom Pain?

What the hell are you talking about? Fury Road had a great story that was totally explained. Just because it was minimal doesn’t mean it was bad. In fact, I think it was incredibly refreshing that it was a very simple film.

I agree: Cawthon is a genius.