"How exactly does one suck a fuck?"

SPACESHIP!!!!!!!!!

Fionna & Cake! Sweet babies!

Pixelated Pyramidhead is almost... quaint.

Is that Frasier and Niles? Because, fuck yes.

I am so happy that they were included!

"He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock."

I love that Kick-Ass was included, but I wish it had included "Okay, you cunts, let's see what you can do!"

There are exceptions to every rule. This is one of those exceptions.

Is it possible that the people who disagree with you aren't part of some so-called hivemind, but just don't agree with you? I disagree with you, and I don't go to Jezebel, and you can look at my posting history to verify that.

Confession time: I've only had a PS3 for maybe 8 months, total. I got one roughly a year ago, and lost the use of it for several months due to the fact that I have a two-year-old, and they break things.

They are oddly similar. Woman accuses now-very-successful person of rape 10+ years after the fact, and the accused's self-defense is deemed proof of guilt (in Oberst's case, the libel suit filed against the woman).

I'm going to try and be a little more polite about this than a fair few other people. Patricia Hernandez, I appreciate your writing and your contributions to this site, but this is absolutely over the line. This piece of writing is absolutely deplorable, it's insulting to both rape victims and people who were falsely…

It doesn't have to be. What he said makes perfect sense. That is a surprise twist.

Waah, waah, I don't like people who like ponies, waah, waah, get off my lawn, i hate different opinions

Good to see that some people just can't help but turn even the most innocuous jokes into a stupid, pointless pissing contest.

You're just mad that you're not part of the glorious puppy master race.

No probalo!

Oh my word, Homestar Runner would lock into place with Adventure Time and Regular Show like fucking Voltron. That block of television would be unstoppable.

I'll donate to the Mighty No. 9 enhancement campaign if it means I can download a Stinkoman skin for my character.