If I didn't know these women were masturbating, I wouldn't realize they were masturbating.

You should try having one, I think you'll find that you're very, very wrong.

Orgasms are the fucking best.

"Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. 'Cause yer pretty."

Why the hell is anybody here humoring you? This thread is deplorable, and you're horrid for putting up so much of a goddamn fight on what is and isn't RAPE.

PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT PLOT

I'm with you on all of this, however as the parent of a two-year-old, I would like to let you know that children cry at the drop of a hat, and you shouldn't hold that against him.

NEVER SLEEP WITH A SICILIAN WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE!!!

Fun fact: alongside all of the other innovations everyone has pointed out, the SNES controller is widely known as the first controller with shoulder buttons.

What if it's really, really good?

EXACTLY THIS. I don't know why people are so shocked that someone live-tweeted a breakup. It's just people gossipping, only with social media. This is no different than me coming home and telling my wife about the crazy person dancing on my train, or about the trashy dude talking about banging some skank with a guy…

This got SO good SO FAST.

Oh, I changed your quote to point out how goddamn absurd what you said was. Though nice work trying to pull the "I don't see color" routine while also flat-out saying that racial issues don't affect you - it definitely doesn't make you look silly.

That was my thing with Breaking Bad until the last half of the last season. Up until then, the whole point was that I didn't want to have to deal with the waiting. I was much happier with the idea of being able to watch it all at once. But, having to abstain meant... well, abstaining. I didn't get to watch the show, an…

The next day, as I turned on Dark Souls II, I realised that approximately the last 120 hours of my gaming life had been spent with video games that made me feel the following emotions: frustration, anger, impotence, fear, rage, disappointment. So many negative emotions. But still I came back, time after time.

Oh, you know, just you.

There's a very funny Vice parody account on Twitter called @Vice_Is_Hip, and they have a running joke with Putin:

Trevor wouldn't marry another man.

Personally, I think the straight people's worry is that the gay community is gonna be like "Oh, sweet, marriage!" and NEVER GET DIVORCED, and just make the straight folks look bad.

"I know African-American things are a hot topic right now but it's one that doesn't affect me personally and I'm not really an activist. If that makes sense."