I'm starting a band and I'm naming it Iwata Fatwa. Thanks a lot.

My wife and I are atheists, and got married in front of our friends and family by someone who was completely free of religious affiliation. We got married because marriage is fucking awesome, and it had nothing to do with religion.

Someone has clearly never gone to the Yaoi zone.

"If you're not ready to die for it, put the word 'freedom' out of your vocabulary."

Don't feed the trolls.

What you may not realize is that not everyone has the freedom to live their lives. In a massive chunk of the world, being gay is a punishable offense, and the ability to get married is a gigantic uphill battle.

I've been using the 8.1 update for maybe a month now... and I can honestly say, I absolutely adore Cortana. It's a marvelous addition to the Windows Phone ecosystem, and I use it constantly.

I think it's marvelous that you're so bothered by "boom" but you can't even be bothered to use the correct "your" in your complaint... about a $3000 tipper's vocabulary.

Then why has it retained its photo op privileges?

Spend it on a grammar tutor instead.

I like how you made the double-s in "business" into dollar signs, it was super edgy and original and stuff. Good work, good hustle

I was just thinking that myself, as I read this article. I'm up for an upgrade in a couple months, and I'm just sitting here thinking, "Which Lumia should I get to replace my Lumia 920?"

I don't think the person in charge of social media at the TSA is part of an anti-terrorism task force...

Somebody has clearly never gotten lost trying to find a book in a gigantic library before.

In the grocery store I go to regularly, milk is in the very middle of the back. In another near me, it's on an actual aisle.

It doesn't matter how little money it made, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World is fucking astounding.

For those who never saw it, this is the greatest RickRoll:

Those savings are bananas.

It isn't out of date. People still use it a lot. It's succinct and useful. Don't hate, man.

NOPE SOULS II