I have no earthly idea, I'll probablyjust post a photo here. I'm used to saying "I'll show you soon" but I forget that Gawker isn't connection-friendly.

Yeah, exactly!

You can buy the toys on their own, and simply eating fast food doesn't make you fat. Nice try, though.

From the Wiki, regarding the Fragrant Branch of Yore:

What you needed to speed things up was the Silvercat Ring.

I'm with you on this one. I really like LPs, but that's because I'm interested in the commentary during the game... and I still want to watch the game. I don't have any interest in watching some dudebro on his couch - I'm interested in how they're faring in a game. As a matter of fact, even the picture-in-picture…

Personally, I thought it was a bit obnoxious at first, but I really think it's much more aesthetically pleasing and helpful now.

Thanks so much for telling us. I think I speak for the whole community when I say, all of our lives are now so much better, simply because you decided that an article about Monopoly merited this wonderful non-sequitur. My life feels truly enriched now.

GANONDORF, I will defeat you! You can throw every evil in Hyrule at me, but not a single creature is a match for MY OLD-TIMEY IRON.

I think we should all put aside our issues with Pharmaceutical Companies, Internet Providers, and Banks, and agree that these concepts are not bad things, but are run by human beings with sometimes bad intentions, and while they are not necessarily evil, they are very interested in money as well.

1) Nobody said anything about being broke four days after payday. Not every business has the same pay schedule. Granted, I made an assumption about paying rent, but that's not an unsafe assumption.
2) Savings is all well and good if you have the ability to do so. Not everybody can. I get that it's a great idea to do…

Thank you very much, and I'm very happy with it. I may post a photo soon :)

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I appreciate the praise - I'm really quite fond of the pun.

You know who the real bigot is?

Essentially, the reason it's okay for Goat Simulator to be glitchy is because the inherent charm of the game is that it's a bit fucked up. there's nothing game-breaking, but a lot of the fun is in the insane physics of everything. The glitches in Goat Simulator seem to be mostly cosmetic, in that they feel like they…

You must be aware that it's okay to dislike a company because they do shitty things, right? Like, there's no "two wrongs don't make a right" factor in disliking, say, Westboro Baptist Church, or the (former) Firefox CEO, or the family from Duck Dynasty, you are aware of that, right? You do realize that bigotry is…

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Honestly, at this point, I have maybe five episodes I've grown tired of. But that still leaves 150 that I could watch every single day - and I'd have to actually think about which ones those are. Except for "Box Prince", I could just be done with that one altogether at this point.

It's the start of the month. Homie probably had to pay rent.

It's not financially irresponsible. There's absolutely nothing irresponsible about being a few days out from payday and having spent all your money. Considering the time of month right now, it's likely that this person just paid at least their rent (this was posted on the 5th, the day most people's rent is due - it…