It's getting a HELL OF A LOT BETTER, though. WP8's marketplace gets better and better everyday, with a lot fewer obnoxious gaps in things - how long did it take to get Instagram? - and while they still exist, people are taking notice of how nice the Lumia series is, and it's helping devs take notice, too. That's how…

Megashoutout to NorthernLion for pointing me towards ENB's lore videos. Massively interesting. He also did a very entertaining playthrough. Long live Thornforg the Wanderer!

Good night and good luck, Mr. Good. It's a shame I never got to know you, other than the very occasional response to one of my comments, or response to one of yours. It's a damn shame to lose you, but you're gonna be dynamite over at Polygon.

Well, you DID say that they are "unmatched" at CGI, but aren't doing it... I'm not quite sure what you're talking about if you aren't talking about the actual game.

This is getting so old, it's not even funny anymore. Can we maybe just agree that video games are super cool no matter what you're using to play them?

Unmatched in what? Those games have never looked anything less hokey and cartoonish to my eyes.

There are only three certainties in life: death, taxes, and some guy on the internet making sure everyone knows about his apathy.

Thanks for adding in your ha'penny.

I mean, of course a brand new game is coming to current-gen. There's no real reason for it to come out for PS3/360, other than a bigger install base, is there?

It's disappointing that there are so many bugs, but I'm positive that they'll get it fixed. I'll buy it then.

Relevant: Breakfast At Sulimay's, in which a few old people review new music. It... sorta loses its charm pretty fast, but it's fun.

Yeah, I'm a little baffled by this. I'm 23 and I'm from Seattle, but I know what this is and have had one in my house. It stands to reason that all of these kids were born after cell phones became super prevalent, but still: this is somewhat ridiculous. It's not like they put a gigantic Bell or a candlestick phone,…

At first, when I got my Lumia 900, I started to get pangs of regret. Then my wife got an iPhone, which gave me more chances to use it. It has never felt user friendly, at all. It always feels pretty cold and lifeless.

I have a 920 and I'm absolutely confused as to how you could make it last for days.

OH MY FUCKING GOD WORDAMENT IS MY LIFE.

Considering my audience is made up of people who are aware of pop culture and probably recognize a joke about a pretty well-known program, I'd imagine the joke was aimed just fine. $40 A Day isn't exactly a hidden gem, and Rachael Ray is hilariously well-known.

Citation please? I'm just going off the Department of Labor website's list of state minimums.

Why? Because I made a joke about Rachael Ray?

No necessarily. The lowest in the country is Georgia with their $5.15/hr., so you'd scrape just above $40 during an 8-hour shift, at that rate. Which IS HORRIBLE. But, we don't have a salary minimum, just an hourly minimum.

$40 a day, you say? I know just who to call...