Haven't you ever gotten so drunk, you felt like a fleshless monster with the urge to devour people?

True 90s kids remember it from the Reservoir Dogs soundtrack.

I didn't really read it as angry. Basically, the letter was a means of saying, "Hey, I'm a benign force, and it was incredibly easy to find out enough about you to send you a letter full of details about your life, and then personally send it to your actual house, imagine what someone could manage if they were…

The people at Twitch Plays Pokemon, probably.

I CALL DIBS ON THE GIANT BIG DADDY STATUE.

Glad to see you saw and recognized the sarcasm dripping from my post.

Mine was meta though. And then I proceeded to use a Postal Service song as my vows, and when the officiant asked if I took her hand in blah blah blah, I responded with "Absofuckinglutely."

Of course not. I think you know the line.

ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS LAPTOP MASTER RACE

All I did was quote Princess Bride in my vows.

We're not saying there's a problem with disliking things. But why go out of your way to let everyone know that you don't care, or that you don't like a thing, without actually adding anything to the conversation?

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!

There's a difference between criticism and bitching and moaning. I don't really dig on people who basically say that something sucks just because it sucks. I'm always happy to hear why someone dislikes a thing, but it seems the people of the internet have gotten far too good at walking into rooms just to say "This…

You should try reading the comments sections on any Facebook post Pitchfork makes, or any article about Kanye West on NPR.

I love JonTron so much. He's so hilarious, and he works really well in this.

Grammatical faux pas aside, I really enjoyed this. It's a fun (and pointed) way of saying, "Hey, the internet is written in ink, watch yourself".

She's cute but I'm an ass man, personally. Give me a girl with a nice ass and petite breasts and I'm a happy camper.

I love when people comment on things just to let everyone know they don't care.

Fucking Christ, you are so boring. A lot of people like the game. You don't. That's okay. You don't need to act like a dick because of it, man.

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