These are the people with IQs of 70 we need to be executing.

The JPG is mine now

Go plug the Facebook cord back in, I guess.

also, wear a bag over your head, lest the students fantasize about you giving them a blow job because you wear lip gloss.

Uh, nope, it started with attacks against Quinn and the whole "five guys" slut shaming fiasco.

Go away.

*tips* m'gentleman.

I feel like, at this point, she should develop thicker skin, ignore the hateful comments, and focus on her actual goal.

Strong take.

Lynch gave an earlier presser where he just said "I'm blessed" twenty-five times, but the reporters all mistook him for Russell Wilson.

Tried to think of a good comeback for that, but I am completely stumped.

Gotta hand it to Tom, he really got out on a limb.

Bad? BAD!?

First reaction upon reading the headline: What? Omg, this poor woman, how could they charge her?

But that woman sure chose her shitty boyfriend over her kids. All together now: "Fuck her."

HOMEOPATHY IS FUCKING WATER.