I say this as an Eagles fan who enjoyed his coming back to Philly and having his fucking lunch eaten by Eagles defenders in a blowout at home, TO deserves to be in the HOF, and you’re a dense dumb motherfucker. 

Your post says Harris is wearing pins glorifying Hitler. Harris is the victim. Just thought you would like to know.

That’s not coffee.

Remarkable essay, even more remarkable you typed it with Tom Brady’s supermodel banging hog rolling around in your mouth like a stogie.

The very first time I got drunk was at my ex girlfriend’s friend’s house. I puked in her cat’s litter box.

2013 Ford F-150 Raptor

My wife’s 2012 Audi Q5. Fairly anonymous as far as crossovers go. Never mind that it’s the nicest car either of us have ever owned.

Can’t it be both? Schiano probably most likely covered up what happened at Penn State. He’s also not the best available coach. The six names Clay Travis rattled off would all be better hires than Schiano. You have plenty of time why pull the trigger on this guy? It doesn’t make sense. Having him come in after Butch…

I went through the same thing with them during their 4th of July sale. Took care of the problem with no hassles. Their customer service is top notch.

I went through the same thing with them during their 4th of July sale. Took care of the problem with no hassles.…

It’s just a movie, snowflake.

Worth mentioning that Amazon also is doing a promotion that if you purchase an Echo Dot you get a TP Link Outlet Switch for only $5 more.

Worth mentioning that Amazon also is doing a promotion that if you purchase an Echo Dot you get a TP Link Outlet…

Um, it’s awesome

The promotional code for the multimeter doesn’t appear to be working.

The promotional code for the multimeter doesn’t appear to be working.

I thought the book did a good job of explaining why they succeeded in life where as Mike didn’t. It’s not that Mike isn’t doing well, all of the other Losers went on to become wealthy as an almost reward for leaving Derry and It’s poisonous influence. Mike even calls them out for it, to help drive the point home of…

What an astronomically stupid take. Good job.

I don’t need to go to a slave auction to understand two things: 1. they were referring to a mock fantasy draft that was racially insensitive and 2. you’re as thick as Kazyuki Fajita’s skull.

His spear throwing hand is gone. ಠ_ಠ

I want to give my opinion on the Bissell upright deep cleaner. I had one very similar to this for around five years. It cleaned well enough but my biggest problem is it is a huge pain to clean and maintain. You can’t take components apart to clean without breaking them. Also the two-in-one tank is a terrible design…

I want to give my opinion on the Bissell upright deep cleaner. I had one very similar to this for around five years.…

I don’t always write good tweets, but I was pretty proud of this one.

The only reason Hillary was the Democratic nominee was that the DNC shamelessly fucked Bernie Sanders so hard he would need single payer to fix his asshole because out of touch dipshit democrats saw Clinton as more electable. Despite her mountains upon mountains of baggage and the scorn being heaped on her from both…