He said that he thinks that God keeps taking all of our children so they could service the ISIS suicide bombers as one of the 72 virgins they’re rewarded with when they die and get to heaven. The crowd was equal parts shocked and laughing. People got up and left.

I did too. I’ve figured out his gimmick, taking normal observational humor to a horrifying and ridiculous conclusion, I loved the joke I mentioned before. The audience reaction was priceless.

I think they tanked David Cross’ special “Making America Great Again” but I can’t tell if it was because he criticized Trump or if it was because he told the most offensive joke I think I’ve ever heard. I wasn’t offended, but on its nose it was extremely offensive.

Not all interviewers are conducted by HR or P&O as it’s sometimes called. I work in a department but I’m “interview and compliance” trained. Part of my regular job is functional/technical training, so having that perspective is helpful when conducting interviews. Also, when people try to bullshit you about something…

Can we stop with this? Stop acting like it’s that hard to tell these two apart. It’s not.

How far can you kick a football?

I did an internal interview and the last question was “Tell me how you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.” It’s meant to gauge your problem solving skills.

An 8 member court with the deciding vote a moderate? I hope this goes to the highest court with 8 members. It will get struck down. I can’t imagine even Scalia being on board with this if he were still alive. Of course nothing would surprise me.

I said that either he’s too fucking stupid to know what The Onion is or he knows and thinks this shit is hilarious.

I thought presidents could only pardon federal inmates? I wouldn’t put it past him to try though.

I just donated. I don’t know what else to do. I hope it helps.

Here’s how you can not drink bad Starbucks coffee: don’t go to Starbucks.

You can wire it to an existing wire fixture if you’re replacing an old light that’s wired to your fusebox. That’s what I did with the light fixture I built. Just turn off the fuse at the fuse box and wire them to the wires on your fixture with some wire nuts and electrical tape.

I don’t have any of those fancy things and I built this. It’s a Mason Jar chandelier.

It’s hard sometimes to divorce people from their beliefs and just look at them in a vacuum. But other than him being in a cult, he seems like a capable person

I feel the same way. I started following Evan and not once has he given me reason to regret it, so far. I know our views are divergent on a lot of different things but I made it a point not to surround myself with an echo chamber. He’s the type of Republican that’s needed representing his constituents. Steadfast in…

We are getting 2016s.

Clint has a strong anti-Obama bias and decided to stick it to him by making the NTSB look like it was based in the Kremlin.

Clint has a strong anti-Obama bias and decided to stick it to him by making the NTSB look like it was based in the…

Mike Pence always looks like you just said “Happy Holidays” to him.

Imagine being like this.