I'm ethnic, too. Ethnically Polish, that is. This is the skin color of my people:

I love that scene. Delivered flawlessly.

Are we twins? I typically just answer "melanin" and walk away.

nailed it

*approaches suavely* "Why hello there, cupcake. I couldn't help noticing that you're not paper-white. Mind if I ask why?"

Some people just want to do an activity without joining a club about it. A lot of people playing Monopoly aren't interested in becoming Board Game People, they just want to play Monopoly. And who can blame them, since becoming hardcore hobbyists would only expose them to more imperious decrees from the likes of you…

I always felt the Flex would look best with wood paneling sides a successor to the woodie

The NFL's player's union is four guys in clown costumes who alternate between crying, and signing whatever the NFL shoves in front of them.

Is that what I said? That's not what I said.

So their response to a guy grabbing his crotch is to then reintroduce the likelihood of a kickoff return, something the NFL considers one of the most dangerous plays of the game because it leads to a high incidence of concussions and something they've pushed pretty hard to get rid of by moving the ball up to the 35?

When asked for comment, Lynch naturally refused, but eventually offered that
"yeah, 15 yards sounds about right."

PATRICK. JUICE.

This has happened to me, but it was a guy I barely knew. We met at a party, went back to my dorm (#college), made out for a while, and fell asleep. I woke up to him just seconds away from ~*paradise*~, so I didn't have enough time to do anything. Then again, I was so horrified that I don't know what I would have done…

Thank God nothing else looks like that.

So, in a rare move, Chevy listened and imported a rear-wheel drive muscle car for your tire smoking pleasure. And then, probably against their better judgement, they gave it more paint options, magnetic ride, and a manual gearbox. It's literally the car gearheads have been begging for.

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