I always felt the Flex would look best with wood paneling sides a successor to the woodie

The NFL's player's union is four guys in clown costumes who alternate between crying, and signing whatever the NFL shoves in front of them.

Is that what I said? That's not what I said.

So their response to a guy grabbing his crotch is to then reintroduce the likelihood of a kickoff return, something the NFL considers one of the most dangerous plays of the game because it leads to a high incidence of concussions and something they've pushed pretty hard to get rid of by moving the ball up to the 35?

When asked for comment, Lynch naturally refused, but eventually offered that
"yeah, 15 yards sounds about right."

Letter writer should be congratulated for asking a question that made Dear Prudence's response sound like Dan Savage by comparison.

PATRICK. JUICE.

This has happened to me, but it was a guy I barely knew. We met at a party, went back to my dorm (#college), made out for a while, and fell asleep. I woke up to him just seconds away from ~*paradise*~, so I didn't have enough time to do anything. Then again, I was so horrified that I don't know what I would have done…

You just broke the comment euphemism density record.

Might as well lend a hand. It can be awfully hard to get back to sleep when someone's working the ol sour cream rifle next to you.

"Save your protest energy for more important matters, like wet towels on the bed."

I just say with increasing volume, "fap fap Fap FAP FAP FAP FAP". It usually gets a laugh out of him.

Thank God nothing else looks like that.

So, in a rare move, Chevy listened and imported a rear-wheel drive muscle car for your tire smoking pleasure. And then, probably against their better judgement, they gave it more paint options, magnetic ride, and a manual gearbox. It's literally the car gearheads have been begging for.

Don't tell me how to do my mom

But when I do my mom

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