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I see you enjoy the relaxing feel and texture of a McDonald's PlayPlace. Good choice sir.

Glad you followed the sarcasm...

>:( THE BABY IS CUTE

I feel the same way about seeing my wife on there.

This is pretty abstract/obscure, but when I think of Peyton as an offensive coordinator I think of a scene in Band of Brothers involving Major Winters after being promoted from company commander. He's screaming at his incompetent successor while watching a battle disastrously unfold and starts charging in to replace…

OUCH

i think my favorite joke was that the civil rights movement worked and everything is totally fine now.

Boo yah! +1

Keeping one eye on what's going on around her is a wonderful tribute to Stuart Scott.

The same thing happens when someone tries to put subtlety in front of Chris Berman.

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

Perhaps they sent the Vaseline because they know SweetWater drinkers always drink alone.

Shah is of Indian descent— Shah is the wrong guy to pick a fight with: he is very rich.

Botched periods often end up with the quick hook.

11. As long as I remove just enough snow/ice for me to see out it's okay to drive.

Would that guy be 31 now...

HAH! For reals.

You mean "Two Gorgeously Redrawn Cartoon Characters and Six Disgustingly Oversexualized Cartoon Characters Right?"