Whatever. Jon Jones is still the #1 kilo-for-kilo fighter in the world.

Leave it to Cleaver

The Real House Knives of Lithuania?

Chopped

Knife Swap

Then it's time for the finale. A watermelon is placed above the young dude's head and oh holy Christ he nearly gets a knife put through his fucking eye. The watermelon remains undisturbed.

So You Think You Can Lance

Even with this being the GoDaddy Bowl, Woodson should have known that threats like this aren't acceptable in any domain.

My favorite kind of missed connections are when I run into guys that were homophobic to me and I see them at the gay club.

you on reddit lulz

Tom Osborne is also well aware of the risk of going for 2 in a Bowl game.

Hopefully the coach will be a little more specific in the future when he calls for the runs.

-sips Lipton-

HOLY SHIT. Dude looks like a corpse.

hot take

I had a beard related thought, too, but not in the literal sense.

Good thing the doctor doesn't drive a BMW...he'd have no idea what the foreign object was!

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.