Baylor has hired a PR firm, advocating to the public that they won the Cotton Bowl.

he traveled.

Sadly, I think they are too stuck on stupid. My mother in law insists that he is the way he is because I refuse to baptize him. I explain to her that her fucked up religion will not touch my kids or my household. I try my best to have them see my son as a real human being, but when he is in a dress he gets mocked by…

I watched it probably 15 times in a row, laughing so hard the wife came out of the bedroom. I had her watch it and she just shook her head, reminded me that I am a father of two children, and walked back into the bedroom.

NEW YEARS PUSSY TONIGHT, BOYS!

I have just watched "Crankin' My Hog" five times in a row and tears are streaming down my face.

PENIS BITTEN THROUGH PANTS WHILE WRESTLING BY BROTHER.

And again, there is no crime here.

"What if I told you that his tweets were actually real AF?"

I hate Coop.

DC never wins.

Obligatory:

Still waiting to hear. I was sitting by the phone for like two hours before I remembered I could take it with me.

While the article is a poorly written hoax, Hernandez has released a statement reaffirming his belief that any ink is good ink.

Please tell me you're being serious.

I'm all for the convenience, but I was kinda looking forward to the whole "jerk it in a designated medical jerking room" situation.