Well it would be nice to see someone on the sidelines who looks like a Michigan man instead of the Michelin Man

Did you have to bring the fraternities into this discussion?

she was too drunk/high to give consent

You hamburglar! You stole my joke!

Reading about this guy's behavior always makes me Grimace.

I can't decide if this is the worst Final Destination movie or least funny episode of Louie.

This is my new jam.

I can't decide if this is the worst Final Destination movie or least funny episode of Louie.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

The frog is actually selling for $1 million.

"Nice spirals."

Why not let J.J. Watt throw a few passes?

Just goes without saying...

Those wheels, I don't think they're supposed to point like that.

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

I'm not sure why this is news, Samer. Bengals fans eat butthole all the time, and even consider it their city's signature dish.

Also, what the hell is this dude doing with his hands?

While Chris Brown is still a shit stain of a person, I gotta say I don't hate the P51 wrap. Also I have no issue with Paris Hilton driving an LFA or DiCaprio and his Prius. He's gotta drive something.

Good list but I can think of a couple others...