Well it would be nice to see someone on the sidelines who looks like a Michigan man instead of the Michelin Man

Did you have to bring the fraternities into this discussion?

she was too drunk/high to give consent

You hamburglar! You stole my joke!

Reading about this guy's behavior always makes me Grimace.

I can't decide if this is the worst Final Destination movie or least funny episode of Louie.

This is my new jam.

I can't decide if this is the worst Final Destination movie or least funny episode of Louie.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

The frog is actually selling for $1 million.

"Nice spirals."

Why not let J.J. Watt throw a few passes?

Those wheels, I don't think they're supposed to point like that.

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

I'm not sure why this is news, Samer. Bengals fans eat butthole all the time, and even consider it their city's signature dish.

Sick. +1

Also, what the hell is this dude doing with his hands?

While Chris Brown is still a shit stain of a person, I gotta say I don't hate the P51 wrap. Also I have no issue with Paris Hilton driving an LFA or DiCaprio and his Prius. He's gotta drive something.

Good list but I can think of a couple others...