TeflonDonatello
TeflonDonatello
TeflonDonatello

Fantasy Sports and Dungeons and Dragons are functionally equivalent.

Fisher with that low-key shade.

Damn. DAMN.

That's good trolling.

"I'm gonna fuck I'm so wet."

"I'm 'bout ta fuggin keeel sumwun."

You can't buy a new BMW for $6474

There was one! My friends sign said "Baylor's offense has more weapons than the Branch Davidians"

Sounds like the situation will work itself out ...

4 For 30: The Ryan Leaf Story

That's ok. I'm sure he'll bounce back using the revenue generated from his soon-to-be-released autobiography, Turnover: A New Leaf.

Well, of course his medical history was incomplete.

Better than being a Buc's draft pick, they just got their members threatened with staph.

Pantone Color of the Year: Our Lord and Savior Kylie Jenner's Non-Surgery Enhanced Lips.

OMG NEED MORE DETAILS

"The color of the caulk around my shower drain after all my high school dye jobs"

I mean he said he needed a bitch. You know what his problem is? He is indecisive.

Nice conversation I had with a fella on the street this morning:

"Remember when Mariah Carey could sing?"

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