Fantasy Sports and Dungeons and Dragons are functionally equivalent.

Fisher with that low-key shade.

Damn. DAMN.

That's good trolling.

"I'm gonna fuck I'm so wet."

"I'm 'bout ta fuggin keeel sumwun."

You can't buy a new BMW for $6474

There was one! My friends sign said "Baylor's offense has more weapons than the Branch Davidians"

Sounds like the situation will work itself out ...

Johnny Depp had his costume all picked out, too. He was going to wear dead stuffed badgers on each shoulder, with a six foot stovepipe hat and green face paint. "Because that's strange, and his name is Doctor Strange," he said, while Tim Burton nodded in the background. "Also, the Avengers are all ghosts now," Burton…

4 For 30: The Ryan Leaf Story

That's ok. I'm sure he'll bounce back using the revenue generated from his soon-to-be-released autobiography, Turnover: A New Leaf.

Well, of course his medical history was incomplete.

Better than being a Buc's draft pick, they just got their members threatened with staph.

Pantone Color of the Year: Our Lord and Savior Kylie Jenner's Non-Surgery Enhanced Lips.

OMG NEED MORE DETAILS

"The color of the caulk around my shower drain after all my high school dye jobs"

I mean he said he needed a bitch. You know what his problem is? He is indecisive.

Nice conversation I had with a fella on the street this morning:

"Remember when Mariah Carey could sing?"