Well, since your experience with female ejaculation comes from watching a porn once and my partner's (past and current) experiences with it come from watching ME do it, I'm going to take THEIR word for for it over yours when they say it's sexy and amazing.

Well, true. I don't think female ejaculation in porn is very similar to what actually happens.

Good. Fuck him and his Bieber hair.

Keep in mind that Drew takes the crusts off his pizza slices. So, don't trust him on anything pizza.

Apropos of nothing, jaw-dropping conversation:

:/

Yes, and boys have cooties and girls have that "icky" time once a month. Grow up.

No it is not!!

How you gonna ban the porn from porn?

"it is not the violent thugs burning down buildings that buy their advertiser's products"

I thought it was offensive when the officials by the goal line kept making that same gesture in St. Louis today. Enough is enough.

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

I feel like playing football in your racist, God-forsaken city is punishment enough, SLPOA

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

"Nice Pass"

Fitzpatrick: Bryan, give me two numbers from the 90s and Brady's going to multiply them together.

That's the rudest hello I've seen towards a Newman in about 16 years.

Note to tournament officials: Next time pick a more populated area in America than New York City.

I feel so bad that the ones of people in the crowd had to witness that.

I find it funny when people deride other people's education but make elementary school level spelling mistakes.