TeflonDonatello
TeflonDonatello
TeflonDonatello

My favorite kind of missed connections are when I run into guys that were homophobic to me and I see them at the gay club.

you on reddit lulz

Tom Osborne is also well aware of the risk of going for 2 in a Bowl game.

Hopefully the coach will be a little more specific in the future when he calls for the runs.

-sips Lipton-

HOLY SHIT. Dude looks like a corpse.

hot take

I had a beard related thought, too, but not in the literal sense.

Good thing the doctor doesn't drive a BMW...he'd have no idea what the foreign object was!

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Baylor has hired a PR firm, advocating to the public that they won the Cotton Bowl.

he traveled.

Sadly, I think they are too stuck on stupid. My mother in law insists that he is the way he is because I refuse to baptize him. I explain to her that her fucked up religion will not touch my kids or my household. I try my best to have them see my son as a real human being, but when he is in a dress he gets mocked by

I watched it probably 15 times in a row, laughing so hard the wife came out of the bedroom. I had her watch it and she just shook her head, reminded me that I am a father of two children, and walked back into the bedroom.

NEW YEARS PUSSY TONIGHT, BOYS!

I have just watched "Crankin' My Hog" five times in a row and tears are streaming down my face.

PENIS BITTEN THROUGH PANTS WHILE WRESTLING BY BROTHER.

And again, there is no crime here.

"What if I told you that his tweets were actually real AF?"