I hate Coop.

Still waiting to hear. I was sitting by the phone for like two hours before I remembered I could take it with me.

While the article is a poorly written hoax, Hernandez has released a statement reaffirming his belief that any ink is good ink.

I'm all for the convenience, but I was kinda looking forward to the whole "jerk it in a designated medical jerking room" situation.

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Oh, he dead.

Lexus in Minority Report. Audi in I Robot. One has the white guy with crazy eyes, the other has the black guy with the crazy kids.

If you consider yourself a princess please consider this second option on the graphic instructions:

Well it would be nice to see someone on the sidelines who looks like a Michigan man instead of the Michelin Man

Did you have to bring the fraternities into this discussion?

she was too drunk/high to give consent

You hamburglar! You stole my joke!

Reading about this guy's behavior always makes me Grimace.

I can't decide if this is the worst Final Destination movie or least funny episode of Louie.

This is my new jam.

I can't decide if this is the worst Final Destination movie or least funny episode of Louie.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling