The frog is actually selling for $1 million.

"Nice spirals."

Why not let J.J. Watt throw a few passes?

Those wheels, I don't think they're supposed to point like that.

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

I'm not sure why this is news, Samer. Bengals fans eat butthole all the time, and even consider it their city's signature dish.

Damn- British toenails look just like their teeth.

Sick. +1

"Had to hit the game winner at the gym today."

Also, what the hell is this dude doing with his hands?

Twins?

All this comment does is win.

Big deal. Even if he walks from this case Hernandez has got to know he is still in big time trouble. With the league's new personal conduct policy, he's facing a six, maybe even eight game suspension.

Judge: "This evidence is inadmissible. Bailiff, throw it out."
Bailiff: [throws evidence eight yards short of the garbage can]
Bailiff: [walks over and picks evidence up off the courthouse floor]
Bailiff: [throws evidence like ten yards over the garbage can and a bit to the right of it]
Bailiff: [walks over and picks…

How did you find that website? Also: how did you find this website?

Very subtle what Goodell did here.

This is messed up, now nobody on Jalopnik will buy a Veyron.

While Chris Brown is still a shit stain of a person, I gotta say I don't hate the P51 wrap. Also I have no issue with Paris Hilton driving an LFA or DiCaprio and his Prius. He's gotta drive something.

Good list but I can think of a couple others...