I knew it wouldn't take long for a comment like this to come out.

Saying "I don't know what's wrong with you, my last three girlfriends got off from three minutes of missionary."

Didn't believe in vaccinations. Ended it right there.

STRONGLY DISAGREE

Bring on Dex-Starr!

"Hey I wanna penetrate your girl!"

For future vasectomy recipients, don't do what I did, and go out drinking the instant you get your clothes back on.

These graphics are fantastic. I always wanted to play a GoT game where everyone looks like their action figures.

Skip "Our American Cousin" at Ford's Theater.

Coffee in my nose now.

That's good, you found a white convertible that has otherwise nothing in common with this car. I congratulate you.

You could be like my neighbor and fake* PTSD so you get $3500 a month for the rest of your life and still work. Should cover your Hellcat expenses.

Forget the wounded vet, you're the real hero with your brave opinion on Jay Leno.

Then give a wounded vet that you deem worthy a Hellcat.

What are you, a twelve year old in junior high?

Sup dawg. I heard you like drifting, so we put your car on a boat so you can drift while you drift.

Via Demon-Xanth

Eight months for vertical video sounds about right to me.

That's a rather Publix display of crabbiness towards Winston.