Anybody who would pick an always half dead-looking English Bulldog over an awesome coonhound deserves to lose to Auburn tonight.

Orange you a VOL!

Because Racecar

You know what you don't see on the clips that are chosen? Text pasted all over it telling us to "get on my level bro".

"(a)nything more than that is unacceptable." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. K.

A Mets fan on twitter man this wonderful piece

zit popping, my most embarrassing, horrible fetish.

no its becky.

I said "Oh, hell no! I thought I had someone down for Whitney." Then I left. Then I realized that I had forgotten my bag and went back. Then I went home and cried.

you think pet owners should have tens of thousands saved up for their animals' health problems? Really? Gobsmacking. Pets only for the rich, says this person.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

Young man, I like the cut of your jib.

Oh yeah? When they start speaking our language we'll start wearing their flowers.

Come on , son. You can do much better than that.

Mark Emmert: "You pay them 10%?! What a ripoff!!"

What would Qatar have to do to lose the World Cup at this point?

HA! I came here to say the same thing. I only know her from twitter. Did not think this was the same woman.

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