I'm sorry. I did what I could. I told my friends to vote. I delivered voter registration papers to someone's hospital room. I took someone to vote. I talked to even one of my most conservative friends about why it was important to vote No one 1. God I'm so angry, disgusted, and frustrated right now. There are many…

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

"I better hurry and tell all the ladies in the world what my penis thinks of them, so they can base their self-worth around it! You're welcome, ladies."

I can't believe she Yadda Yadda'd the bisque!

The slowest of the mos

So what? Lawrence Taylor used to play with rocks in his lungs.

This begs the question: why doesn't Tom Coughlin let opponents know about Eli's condition?

I actually spent years building up credibility with level-headed, insightful comments just so that I could be a non-gray commenter when the time came to squander it all by defending Taylor Swift.

"Actually, it's about ethics in journalism."

You're bullshit. It tastes delicious.

They're nice boobs.

I'm not sorry.

When I was in Basic Training, we used Axe Body Spray for removing boot smudges from the floor.

This is gold.

You're my new favorite Kinja troll.

Everyone please pipe down, a man is talking.

Gamers: "We want games to be considered Art!"

Nobody gives a shit in the real world.

It looks weird and stupid to insiders, so I can only imagine.