Nothing represents the NCAA better than TeflAndre

Scholarships at accredited institutions and room and board on employer premises aren't taxable income. Nice effort, though.

Not to sound racist, but Peyton is the biggest douchebag in the world.

Good question, Jean-Paul Sarte.

I think this'd be the perfect backup for him

stupid, quick, underdressed, imminently dead

man this new f150 is wide

Holy shit, she's 33 years old?! Wow. She doesn't look a day over 2. Good for her.

Stikc ot sprots

a classic

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That would also have the added benefit of teaching the players how important tough practices are to winning, because when you think "finishing strong," you think Marty Schottenheimer.

Doctor: Well, Nick, you passed all the concussion protocols and you've got full range of motion in your cervical vertebrae with no complaint of pain. My guess is that you'll just have some lingering soreness and severe inflammation of the dermis.

They should suspend him without pay.

Speaking of nostalgia, anyone remember this????

Diet soda is not > anything. Any diet soda, ever. No.

Oh man. My bff and I used to walk over to 7-11 and get some Surge, then stay up all night at my house watching anime, reading fanfics (on dial-up using AOL), and writing painful fantasy novels in spiral notebooks. It was the BEST. Also, remember the Snapple element drinks?? Fire and Moon were my jam.

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

King: This is delicious, Roger, really good chili.