I said "Oh, hell no! I thought I had someone down for Whitney." Then I left. Then I realized that I had forgotten my bag and went back. Then I went home and cried.

you think pet owners should have tens of thousands saved up for their animals' health problems? Really? Gobsmacking. Pets only for the rich, says this person.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

Young man, I like the cut of your jib.

Oh yeah? When they start speaking our language we'll start wearing their flowers.

Come on , son. You can do much better than that.

Mark Emmert: "You pay them 10%?! What a ripoff!!"

What would Qatar have to do to lose the World Cup at this point?

HA! I came here to say the same thing. I only know her from twitter. Did not think this was the same woman.

Inside Jets Headquarters:

At least he got a free education.

Personally, while I don't think our system at Kotaku is perfect, we do appreciate our lively, clever commenters here

Homie has been on paid leave since August while facing 32 criminal charges and I can't even get my boss to approve my PTO time.

He's a disgusting human being and his face parts are too small for his head.

I'm sorry. I did what I could. I told my friends to vote. I delivered voter registration papers to someone's hospital room. I took someone to vote. I talked to even one of my most conservative friends about why it was important to vote No one 1. God I'm so angry, disgusted, and frustrated right now. There are many…

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

"I better hurry and tell all the ladies in the world what my penis thinks of them, so they can base their self-worth around it! You're welcome, ladies."

I can't believe she Yadda Yadda'd the bisque!

The slowest of the mos