So what? Lawrence Taylor used to play with rocks in his lungs.

This begs the question: why doesn't Tom Coughlin let opponents know about Eli's condition?

I actually spent years building up credibility with level-headed, insightful comments just so that I could be a non-gray commenter when the time came to squander it all by defending Taylor Swift.

"Actually, it's about ethics in journalism."

You're bullshit. It tastes delicious.

They're nice boobs.

I'm not sorry.

When I was in Basic Training, we used Axe Body Spray for removing boot smudges from the floor.

This is gold.

You're my new favorite Kinja troll.

Everyone please pipe down, a man is talking.

Gamers: "We want games to be considered Art!"

Nobody gives a shit in the real world.

It looks weird and stupid to insiders, so I can only imagine.

Nothing represents the NCAA better than TeflAndre

Scholarships at accredited institutions and room and board on employer premises aren't taxable income. Nice effort, though.

Not to sound racist, but Peyton is the biggest douchebag in the world.

Good question, Jean-Paul Sarte.

I think this'd be the perfect backup for him