TeflonDonatello
TeflonDonatello
TeflonDonatello

Doctor: Well, Nick, you passed all the concussion protocols and you've got full range of motion in your cervical vertebrae with no complaint of pain. My guess is that you'll just have some lingering soreness and severe inflammation of the dermis.

They should suspend him without pay.

Speaking of nostalgia, anyone remember this????

Diet soda is not > anything. Any diet soda, ever. No.

Oh man. My bff and I used to walk over to 7-11 and get some Surge, then stay up all night at my house watching anime, reading fanfics (on dial-up using AOL), and writing painful fantasy novels in spiral notebooks. It was the BEST. Also, remember the Snapple element drinks?? Fire and Moon were my jam.

I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

King: This is delicious, Roger, really good chili.

Keith Olbermann can't even.

Also, it's good with the press.

Wait until the video comes out.

I really like Olbermann so just in case it looks like I'm sticking up for him, I am. He's only been fired once and he won a lawsuit because of it.

Wow, so many apologies in a row; it's like he's in the Cal-zone!

Kendra and Ricky were reportedly only given a two game suspension by the NFL.

Should have been one and done guys.

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Goodell.

Baltimore has a serious Rays problem.

If you're conflicted about actually having a moment of good will towards the Ravens, don't worry - their most beloved player in team history did still kill two people.