OH SHIT IT'S ME.

Fine.

"I'm ABSOLUTELY not condoning domestic abuse...." but here's some reasons why it's your fault....

you must be a kelly rowland fan

Hopefully 17 trillion. Beyonce is fucking terrible.

That is also true!

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

I don't get it

Which direction?

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

This is really touching. She'll be shooting significant others through bathroom doors in no time.

"...can you believe this guy? I mean seriously, what a lazy, lethargic asshole..."

YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE DRIBBLE!

WHY LOIS WHY I DID NOT HIT YOU, OH HI JIMMY

He was only asking 99 cents, no reserve. It's the bidders who are paying too much.

"He was reportedly in possession of "a pizza and a small amount of cash.""

I was a little new wave/punk rock girl when that came out (goth wasn't a term yet) and I was compared to Lydia endlessly. I did not mind! That movie was awesome and my kids love (8 and 11) think it is hilarious.

Why didn't you capitalize the W and A? Show some respect, jeez.

As a resident of the great state of South Carolina—epicenter of the War of Northern Aggression—I must point out that Mr. Montgomery broke the first law of SC automobiling: minorities, especially imposing and colossal ones, have no place talking to police officers, especially dimwitted and…