Are the Jezebel posters on the rag or something? All you guys seem to be doing today is sniping at the writers, media, and each other. Geez.

Jinx!

Holy run-on sentences.

she said "go down with the interns"

Tom Ley is gay. The dude loves the dong. Cock fiend. Total power bottom and cub.

If I had a body like that, I'd be a very strange looking man.

she said "tube that goes back and forth"

So a horror story for you is a guy being upfront on a first date about his erectile dysfunction caused by a serious, hereditary illness?

Yes, we make love every night on a big pile of $$$$$ in our Crystal Chandelier Cushiony Velvet Castle Cave.

If you were interested in being fair, you'd have included the clarification Kelly gave when they came back from commercial—that he was simply impressed by her breasts, and that he planned to masturbate once the segment was over. A perfectly innocent explanation.

TYPICAL LIBERAL MEDIA BEING THE PC POLICE!!!! She should be flattered.

- Some asshole down here, probably.

Ah yes. Dreadful business, that.

Pissing contest? Please, I have a whole blog dedicated to how Online Dating Is Literally The Worst.

Caesar saying No!

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

Well to be fair, he kept an eye on the kids to make sure nobody got hurt.

Oh, so sadness. So reptilian. Such ninja.

It took you 4 minutes to watch a 2 minute video?

I'm going to love watching the GOP drive themselves to extinction when they attack Hillary. They won't be able to stay away from the usual sexual tropes, I know.