The Doors are a terrible band and Jim Morrison is extremely overrated as a vocalist and songwriter. Tavarish is right.

His wife Bofa Deez Nuts will be s terrific First Lady.

Meek the type of guy who raps like he's ordering drive thru from the back seat.

Bud Light tastes like rain water that was filtered from a gutter through a bunch of dog’s teeth.

He's quoting The Raven at me every time I take a shit.

Here’s a tile in my floor that looks like Edgar Allen Poe.

When there's a chance of infection and/or amputation there is.

It’s almost as if collages are made by compiling two or more items of the same medium to form a single image.

Watch Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes. He's featured prominently on the show and is a good representation of the character for the uninitiated.

“What was the funniest funeral you ever went to?”

*sustained vomiting*

I’m sorry but I have to agree. As terrific as it was in “Hardhome” this was a noticeable step back in the visual effects department.

I saw the picture before I read the caption and tried to scrub your booger off my phone screen. Sorry.

I think it was at the preliminary hearing he laughed while Mack was testifying. His lawyer tried to say he wasn’t laughing and the judge said “I SAW him laugh.” She's not taking his shit. His behavior during this case and his previous violent history is going give her all she needs to throw the book at him.

I'm dying. I'm dead. This was hilarious.

INTENTS AND PURPOSES. JFC.

No. It's none of their business imo.

I thought maybe that was either the hydraucilator or the entirociter. Thanks for clearing that up.

Ryan Reynolds is playing Deadpool, Will Smith is playing Deadshot in the Suicide Squad movie.

I had to scroll back up after this comment and see what you were talking about and holy shit that's like a cartoon thumb that's been hit with a hammer.