Came here expecting a real fish.

A few months before my wife and I got married I got into some legal trouble. We are talking serious time if I get the maximum sentence type trouble. The weeke we got married unbeknownst to us they had the grand jury hearing wherein they added two more charges and sent out a warrant for my arrest. The bondsman handling…

It's suggested you mix it with formula or feed it to a baby directly bc then they will be full for a longer period of time. Babies live only on liquids for the first few months of their life and need to be fed more. One of the reasons a baby wouldn't sleep through the night is bc it would wake up hungry. Rice cereal…

I think that's the number they want you to think. They invest in huge real estate ventures funded from the pockets and backs of their members to make themselves have a bigger footprint. A more realistic or conservative estimate would put them at about 20,000-30,000 members.

That categorically does not happen. This is pure conjecture.

FUCK. YOU.

And their neck. Ugh god their neck is the worst thing ever. A couple days of formula and/or breast milk dribbling on it and sitting there. *barfs uncontrollably*

The reason bugs were that big in prehistoric times was because there was a lot more oxygen on earth due to a lot more vegetation. More oxygen absorbed through an exoskeleton means bigger insects. After the vegetation started to die and decay it lowered the amount of oxygen, killing the huge bugs and forcing them to…

I75 southbound? Were they pulling a bulldozer? They did the same shit to me on the way home from work.

Every pizza I've ordered as an adult has been ham and pineapple and I regret NOTHING.

Or financial assistance, or affordable housing, and if it's a girl, equal pay. GOP couldn't give less of a fuck about you after you're born unless you're a rich, white male.

This .gif is my spirit animal.

I was looking at 19 years for 3 counts aggravated assault. I went to trial and jury came back with 1 not guilty and 2 guilty for attempted assault. That's 3 C felony charges knocked down to 2 B misdemeanors. Sometimes it's worth taking that chance. The DA even offered a plea deal for pleading guilty to 2 D felony in…

I deduct points for use of A$$ instead of ass. No points for lack of "Obozo","Obungle","Barry", or any variation thereof. Points for use of "obsequious" although I sincerely doubt your knowledge of the definition. Using Benghazi as the skeleton of your straw man argument is tired at best. Final Grade: O for Obvious…

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Someone a few years ago edited Nancy's Wikipedia page. Under the "See Also" section it listed "A piece of shit".

I worry about my daughter because I honestly feel if one day she came out as transgender I feel like I would literally be the only person in my family who would support and defend her. Life is hard enough for kids these days with bullying and pressure from friends to conform. Also as in this poor girl's case pressure…

I hope this site and all the other Gawker media sites don't publish another post about the vile, mysoginistic clusterfuck that was Gamergate. What a goddamn shitty mess.

I don't know if you've listened to the podcast or not but I'll try to explain. There was a girl named Asia who said she talked to Adnan in the Woodlawn Public Library the day Hae went missing, at the time she was supposedly murdered. Adnan can't account for his whereabouts that day bc it was six weeks later when he…

This guy has been the subject of McFlurry of allegations lately.