Death penalty isn’t even the most glaring hypocrisy. That award goes to: infant mortality. Alabama and other radical right states have some of the worst outcomes in the country. They literally don’t care about dead babies, they just want bitches to suffer.

You know this isn’t an easy south-north thing, right? Ohio’s practically leading the way. And I know you don’t genuinely mean to do this, it’s just a rhetorical expression of disgust, but like, there are hundreds of thousands of kids, teens, pro-choice women, minorities, etc, in the southern states that don’t deserve…

I think if they’re going to charge women, no exceptions, then they should do DNA tests on all stillborn and aborted fetuses and charge the male parent equally, no exceptions.

I mean if they want women under 100% control of their menfolk, then the men are the ones to be held accountable for “their” women, right?  /s

As horrific as these perspectives are, you have to appreciate the logical consistency/honesty of them. I mean, the Republican Party knows full well that these perspectives spoken too loudly will effectively announce the death of the movement, but it’s always nice when horrible people who misjudge the level of power…

I tried to listen to JLP recently. Couldn’t do it.

““I am the girl you know can’t look you in the eye.” I am now feeling the urge to blast Miss World on my way home from work on repeat.”

I could never get into Alanis, but I love Hole as much as I hate Courtney Love, which is an exercise in cognitive dissonance.

Courtney will ALWAYS hold a special place in my heart for Live Through This. It was my angry girl soundtrack for life.

My god, Live Through This. Violet can still knock me over whenever I hear it. 

You know walking in those things is going to sound like a St. Bernard rolling around on a vinyl sofa right?

Ok, I’m old. These ultra high cuts were called French cut in the 80s. (I don’t know! I was just there.) I remember very vividly being a tween on the beach with a bunch of older women attempting the same body suit.

Every set of eyes was on the beach like... “Wait, hold on, any second now... that cat is about to jump…

“Jagged Little Pill was “Baby Shark” for mid-’90s angsty tween girls.”

If this is about hazarding a guess about this lady possibly being racist, I say her behaviour invites us all to go there.

I think that woman would be triggered by absolutely anything. This has nothing to do with the size of the seats and everything to do with her being an abusive garbage person who moves through life looking for any opportunity to degrade other people while feeling self-righteously aggrieved.

“I eat salads, ok?”

This should be pulled up whenever people - be they conservative or liberal- try to minimize misogyny, racism, or homophobia by saying it's just a different opinion, 4TheGreaterGood, or try to pull a Dea r Muslimah. Sometimes shit has to be addressed BEFORE it gets to church shooting/ assault/ Dear Muslimah level.

This is the Ellen that is a truly working for her/our community.

Let’s not. Let’s just not have deductibles. Let’s just have real fucking first world health care like every other civilized goddamn country.