When the US Senate sends its people, they’re not sending their best…

Considering his veneration of the lost cause Andersonville would be a more appropriate prison for him to serve his sentence. 

It’s funny that a bus which is filled with the senator and his staff would warn people that there are “murderers, rapists, kidnappers, child molesters, and other dangerous criminals on board”. I mean, I believe it, but it’s weird to see people admitting that.

So hold on, a girl who is trafficked and preyed upon, forced in prostitution, kills a man who picks her up, is given over 50 years, but a grown ass man killing his girlfriend, pouring bleach on her, and not calling 911 until she’s definitely dead only gets 3 years? Yeah, I can definitely see how he’s more capable of…

Nick, we’ve never met but I can guarantee you are Brando in his very prime compared to Michael Rapaport.

I love the guy, every time I see his picture posted on a story on one of the Giz sites, I invariably think to myself “Goddamn I’m aging well.” It’s a hollow high, sure, but you have to take your victories where you find them.

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

I know a lot of you are probably going to jump all over Rapaport but before you do, consider briefly what sort of miserably small existence it must be to be a 50 year old man who thinks the world gives the slightest shit about who his Cialis works for.

I can not believe that the song “Baby Shark” by Pinkfong did not make this list. None of you must have kids and subsequently not exposed to this particularly heinous earworm. 

WHY DID YOU AVOID SAYING “BAD OMBRE”

She reminded me of the character Jennifer Coolidge plays in “A Might Wind.” “Thank God for the model trains, you know? If they didn’t have the model trains they wouldn’t have gotten the idea for the big trains.” She described developing the character as combining how a deaf person speaks with a Wisconsin accent. 

Jezebel - I expect more from my primary outlet for wasting time at work!Get to the real story here -- how unbelievably fucking bad that hair color is on her!  The people are hungry for the truth

Good god, it looks like she used that Sun-In stuff on her hair--why is it orange now--is she doing it in solidarity?

We’ll never know because the sue-at-the-drop-of-a-hat Trump won’t sue any of them for fear of his bluff being called.

One thing that no one told me that I had to start figuring out on my own again and again from ages 23-25 is Always. Pee. Right. After. Sex. It nips that UTI business in the bud. Almost 100%. The first time you fall asleep right after and don’t get up to pee: UTI city.

It’s ridiculous. It’s the only “slur” to use against white people because ain’t no one being offended by being called a cracker. Plus racial slurs are used against POC *just* because they’re POC while white people are called racists not because the color of their skin but because of their actions.

White people need to stop acting like calling them racist is the same as calling a POC a racial slur.

My thoughts exactly. I was 25 to my now-husband’s 40, and I was adamant about splitting everything right down the line until we had been together well over two years. It was extremely important to me that we didn’t inadvertently create some sort of dependent relationship.

I also like James 2:14-17, which is pretty on point:

I’m a Southerner, born and bred, and these people are fucking appalling. The Confederates were not American soldiers and every last one of the leaders of the secessionist movement were traitors.