TeddyBonkers
Teddy Bonkers
TeddyBonkers

Yup. He thought his property value was going to surge once the stadium was done, then he could buy some big huge McMansion “farther up i-75, where taxes are the same as they are now”. Now he’s going to get whatever bone the county throws to him, which won’t buy him his dream McMansion.

Fucking bingo

“they’re not keeping us around long enough to enjoy the finished product”

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It’s going to be awesome when they file Chapter 11 and all the users with outstanding balances find out they can’t get their money out.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

Oh, you sweet summer child. A lot of the ones near me have revamped to add this, but in ye olden times, most theaters I ever went to (and some still) don’t have reserved seating. Half the reason lines would wind around the block before a movie premiere was because if you didn’t get there early, you didn’t get a good

I can’t believe the Carolina Panthers are 0-5

The Bears plan is simple. Tank the entire season until they win the last 2 meaningless games, playing themselves out of a Top 3 draft pick, then trade their next two 1st round picks for Jimmy Garoppolo, so they can let their offensive line destroy his promising career

A real Schiano Man would have been rollerblading.

Really helps to try to write something practical for yourself or perhaps a game of some sort to play. Without some sort of goal, it’s hard to really get motivated to advance much in coding skills. Maybe write up a web page or try to download data from some well-formed data source, hit an API, etc. There are all sorts

I worked at a TGIF for four years. There is some actual grilling and sauteing going on. Lots of deep frying. Some microwaving. And a lot of weed dealing.

Obviously only an American only can be this stupid to not know the difference between football and futsal and call it soccer. BTW it’s football and not soccer, just like you guys were British outcasts and now wanna be British. :)

How’s the reception at the RNC?

No idea. It’s not the chain, as Patrick suggests, the chain is clearly still on. Gear shift cable perhaps? Brake cable maybe?

My wife is from Central PA, didnt go to PSU nor did her relatives, yet they’re all “fans” of PSU even after the whole massive child molestation scandal because DURR!! FOOTBALL!!. They recently bought my 3 yr old son a PSU shirt which makes me wretch every time I see the damn thing. It’s going in the fucking chimnea

I want USMNT players to challenge themselves outside the MLS.....

“We’re light-years ahead of probably every other team in structure, in planning, in how we’re going to go about things.” - Joe Lacob, as his team tries to sign the same all-star free agents being chased by the rest of the NBA

To be fair, while his running story is utter and complete bullshit, to drive an RV cross country at only 9mph is an impressive feat in itself.

[Mt. Take gurgles at the mere whisper of the possibility]