Might have to start calling them that ourselves.

Might have to start calling them that ourselves.

Did you use the promo code? Also, good username.

Did you use the promo code? Also, good username.

Being a Christian myself, (but wouldn’t ever pull anything dumb like this) it always puzzles me when self proclaimed Christians do un- Christian things like this, then claim that God told them to do it, but don’t realize because of their twisted interpretation that they did the exact opposite of what a Christian is…

Funny thing is, leaving is absolutely the opposite of what Jesus would have done.

One day, Trout is going to be so old he’s not going to be able to hit anything.

Stop while you’re behind.

You’d think Thailand would have enough spices around for any hot take needed!

That game was SIX YEARS ago (June 23, 2010). In the full seasons since then, Papelbon’s got 170 saves, a 156 ERA+ 9.7 K rate and a 5.43 K/BB rate. If you called it back then that Papelbon was losing it, your powers of prognostication are terrible.

Or alternatively, just move to Cleveland and never work again. But in the bad way.

(2) No, they tried to trade 4 picks for the right to draft Justise Winslow, but Charlotte preferred to use the pick on Kaminsky.

if you think Brad Stevens isn’t a good coach, then yes, you definitely have very little experience watching the Celtics this year.

My girlfriends grandfather once asked me if I had a cock. I told him yes and sat there for a full minute awkwardly making minimal eye contact. He got up and brought back a Coke. That language barrier can fuck up any conversation.

I went to college in Boulder back when nobody really gave a shit about the State of Colorado (other than to visit and ski/snowboard). Right around the time I graduated (2007) and left the State, it began transitioning to the hippie/hipster/brotopia that is always rated the #1 place to live by Forbes, Outside Magazine,…

Jokes on you, Samer. Watt complied with official requests. He just happens to have an entire wing of his house made to look identical to the Texans locker/weight room.

Wait, NHL ‘94 glitches can happen in real life?

I have two kids and I’ve had to sit through Kobe’s last game for the past two hours so I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine. The two aren’t connected but #1 gives me a right to have an opinion on this and #2 explains my attitude.

It was a magisteeeeeerial touch!

WHOA MAN YOU GOT ME THERE

You would have loved my Catholic high school. Every time you saw a senior crying, you knew it was either a Notre Dame rejection or a positive pregnancy test. I laughed equally hard at both.

Then after the show it’s the after party
And after the party it’s the hotel lobby
Around about four you gotta clear the lobby
Then take it to ya room and somebody...files