Or better yet, a meeting in Europe that may or may not ever occur.

It wasn’t only the protection. Yesterday while bitterly watching the NFC game I found myself eye fucking those running lanes for Stewart. That is why we, yes we, deserved to lose. If you can’t call any other running play for long 1 yard gain than a QB sneak you are not a real football team.

There’s no way the IT guys would be okay with getting that much grit on the keyboard.

It’s about ethics in quality control special-teams coaching.

I mean. It is true. All NFL coaches are physically superior monsters who intimidate their players into doing what they are told to do. Bill Belichick is what, 8 feet tall, 450lbs? When he tore that one offensive lineman’s spine right out of the guy’s back I thought, gosh there is an offensive genius, no wonder his…

This is not discrimination against women.

This sucks. I really thought I’d be able to improve after finishing tied for 40,719th in that NBA All-Star contest on FanDuel.

“The best freelance sacks are made of burlap.”

MarShon Brooks! 12.6 PPG as a rookie, out of the league two seasons later (and one season after playing 73 games for a 49-win team)

Why would he trade away 3 first rounders for a guy that will be there in the second round?

True, 16 loses over a 25 seasons without a win...can’t beat that. When it popped up the exact day count since last playoff win (what was it, 9xxx ?) I couldn’t imagine that feeling.

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

Every asshole in New England drives a pickup truck though.

Manziel and Sumlin would have had a much different experience at A&M if Mike Evans wasn’t there. Most games I watched had Manziel just chunking the ball up in hopes that Evans could get near the ball.

Honestly, it makes me think it didn't happen or they were joking.

I don’t go to Vegas very often so I don’t know the protocol, but if I were a celebrity, sat down at a blackjack table, and the dealer exclaimed my name when looking at my ID, I would take my ID back, leave the casino and never go there again.

Isn’t part of the whole deal in Vegas discretion?

My dog gets weed delivered to him all the time but that son of a bitch never shares.

If illegal and banned substances are being delivered to the house of a professional athlete, no matter who they’re addressed to, that’s something that the athlete should expect to explain.

Dumb Person #1 - “Al Jazeera is backpedaling!”

And the breaking point apparently revolved around Weddle’s daughter performing in a halftime show.