Meanwhile, in Seattle, the joke of “we could play a 6-10 division winner” from three weeks ago died hard on Christmas...

A score is basically a turnover

Smart play, they need to win the time of possession battle. No point trying to out-tempo Chip Kelly.

It’s not enough that Kirk Cousins took RG3’s job, now he’s rubbing it in by taking bad knees as well?

The face of a man who isn’t getting paid enough to have to listen to this all day...

Also I’m pretty sure this episode was the first time a black person* got more than one line on this show.

I just realized how much Amy Adams looks like her.

Tom1 is a piece of shit, but when Ariana FINALLY gets around to saying why she really doesn’t want him to go it comes off as reaching. Especially when Peter (the only respectable man on the show) initially brought the trip up and her immediate reaction was essentially “wahhhh boys want to hang with one another”. I’m…

The only way to support the Vikings is to expect them to fail. That way they can’t disappoint you! It’s like watching a puppy walk up stairs, if he makes it yay! If he falls down is not surprising!

Matheny went on to say he was shocked that Heyward didn’t want to eat dinner at 4 pm. “With coupons, they’re basically giving the food away,” said Matheny, “And then there’s no chance you’ll miss the 6 o’clock bingo game at St. Lawrence.”

Oh, Buffalo Chess! Sure, sure.

The game is “throwing beer cans and rocks at each other,” right? Has to be.

That was also our favorite part.

My favorite part of this story is the casual mention of:

Buffalo is like Rome under Caligula but without the art, culture, economic might, military power, political intrigue, international influence, and functional government.

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

As a UGA alum, I feel like I just broke up with a girlfriend who was wholesome and amazing but couldn’t clinch a SEC title. I am not good at metaphors.

Wake up sheeple!!!!! That whistle wasn’t inadvertent!!!!!!!1!!11!!!