I’m just happy they won’t have to cancel this year’s Panera Soup-in-a-Bread Bowl.

My team isn’t going to become bowl eligible this season and I’m okay with them not going to a pity bowl. It has not been a good year.

“...did several cusses at each other...”

I just watched a man with an obvious concussion throw a pass to a man who shouldn’t be in the league anymore because he’s had so many concussions. That is peak NFL.

Was watching in a fairly crowded bar, most of whose patrons immediately spotted he was concussed. Why can a bar full of drunk idiots pick up on something while the people paid to pick up on it can’t?

Every official in that game should be fired and or sued for that bullshit.

Commentator: “Cam’s like a kid out there. He’s a gunslinger”

White guy reporting in. Cam Newton is great. I love to see someone having fun.

If Fox had his way, he’d still be telling us Kevin White is working on his conditioning and is day-to-day.

Is that how you found out it was over?

I used to date a girl who was functionally deaf without her hearing aid, and she once admitted to me that she just turned the thing off around people she didn’t like.

I remarked to my girlfriend after she heard about this story that “if I ever get that kind of brain damage from anything, please, pull the plug. I don’t want to survive that.”

To which she said “if I found out you got brain damage after a night in a whorehouse, I’d gladly pull the plug.”

You’re the worst character ever, Towelie.

Captain Insano shows no mercy.

Stevie Wonder! Loved your show last week, man!

Hüsker Dön’t

He struggled to crack 4 ypc.