That’s what I am getting out of it. I get the sense he’s more worshipped there than here in Chicago.

There’s two things at play here, I think: That someone tampered with the bag, and that someone else decided he wasn’t going to go to hell with the first asshole and delivered the bag to the mother in a whistleblower capacity.

Yes

They should paint the 50 black.

Fuck yeah Raiders.

I think hitting the lot at the end of this month will be the sweet spot. We should hold a competition - who got the best VW deal out of this whole ordeal.

Clearly they will need to sell more gas-powered models to make up for the loss in diesel sales - particularly wagons.

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“I approached them calmly while yelling and banging pots and pans.”

You could describe every Zlatan bit of skill and goal with this exact sentence.

As a New England resident, that clip was the “Cliff’s Notes” version of 8 1/2 months of Boston Sports Radio.

Manning continued, “That being said, I will be having spinal reconstruction surgery Wednesday afternoon to fuse six of my vertebrae together.”

Start getting ready for 10 years of this, CBS pregame show fans.

Hello Mudda

It’s hard to overstate just how badly I want Mariota to thrive and Winston to bust. The 30 for 30 on the Bucs’ decision would just be so glorious.

Bad picks? Stumbling on his ass? Getting blown out by Mariota’s team?

I just don't know if they need to be so publix with their displeasure.

I guess two quarters isn’t much, but there’s plenty of evidence that people who go to NFL games aren’t very good at holding their boose.

Speaking of booing at NFL games today, check out the end of the first half at the Raiders, Bengals game. Raiders fans start in on the booing and a few seconds later CBS turns on the generic cheering track. The NFL is the best, everyone just loves it.

Headlight eyelashes.