The 2015-16 Clippers projected starting lineup:

Soooo we’re going to ignore that whole Hope Solo uncomfortable mess, right?

PORKCHOPS BAZINGAS!

Google Translation: “Jenny, please come back to me!”

How is it possible for a person to be this wrong

Abby Wambach is complaining? Must be a day that ends in “day”.

Yeah, he’s right. Give us more highlights of sloth dinosaur Abby Wambach! Or use your magic thesaurus to come up with some superlatives to liven up all of these boring passes to the wing! THIS IS ‘MERICA.

If the U.S. team produced something highlight-worthy and then they might get a post.

Good. More for me.

There is no simple answer but here’s what I do know: white people are more likely to take other white people seriously. Call your racist grandfather out (I’m speaking hypothetically, not personally). Call your racist aunt out. Call your racist friend out. They are more likely to listen to you than me because they look…

Good to see Cardale taking time out of his busy schedule to hang out with the less fortunate. His next act of charity will be visiting the kids at Rutgers this fall.

I could be wrong, but maybe the problem was less the boozy attempt to reenact a goofy movie, and more standing in the forward arc of the tee when somebody is teeing off...

I had to try and explain why they were playing in an empty stadium to several people today. This post would have saved me a lot of time.

The time you spend standing in line should even that out.

The time you spend standing in line should even that out.

You could always have more than one account *wink, wink*

You could always have more than one account *wink, wink*

I did the same. Then texted my non-coffee drinking mom and sister to each get me one as well.

I did the same. Then texted my non-coffee drinking mom and sister to each get me one as well.

Shout out to Kerr for giving the video guy credit.

Ha! Me too.

Ha! Me too.