The most Houston thing I ever saw was a Joel Osteen billboard that'd been tagged with "R.I.P. PIMP C"

Holy bald spot. Were all the old man jokes self fulfilling, too?

The outfit alone is proof that she's legally blind.

So like Dallas to stamp its name on there for no apparent reason.

The good news is that all the CF nonsense appears to be 3M tape, and not real, so you could just remove it.

This. Tyra was one of the best, most complex characters on a show full of them. I wasn't that interesting in the WW show until now.

Well, naturally. But I'm wondering if the 8-speed auto destined for the base gen-2 LX cars will show up here, too.

Buddy Garrity is impressed.

Which cars to you see as the primary competition for the Cooper? GTI and Focus, or the Fiat 500?

@Gottliebs Cards: Nevermind Maddux: what about Jeter?

@FormerlyPreferredCustomer: Obviously you've never been to dudestakingroadsideleaks.com

I'm going with anything with adequate hp in the RX-8. That chassis is a waste right now.

@Ask your doctor if superbadd75 is right for you.:

UPDATE: A Deadspin reader was at the game, and shot video of the chaos. We'll post the video as soon as we get it off the 8mm and someone invents YouTube.

I haven't been able to take Satriani seriously since this:

Once this video got going, I figured the over/under on number of sleeves on this guy's shirt had to be one. I'm glad I took the under.

So this is what happens when an 80's Callaway Vette gets fat and lazy.

@FurtiveParsnip:

Fun times: take a shot every time Paul Walker and Tyrese look like they're about to make out in 2F2F. You'll be shitty by the time the first act is over.

I'm getting married in a couple months, and the Cayman honeymoon package comes with a rental car. The damned thing is some Daihatsu econobox. I'm upgrading to a Wrangler faster than you can say "annulment."