@Mike_Oxenfudge:

@Steve_U:

He should've titled it, "Guess What I Found When Reading The Back-Issues Someone Left In My Desk Drawer?"

Holy shit. She has the nails of a lycanthrope.

@Ron Dayne's strict diet:

@1976 Oakland Raiders:

Okay, let's give him a break: he's not even looking at her.

@LeagueofShadows:

not even a New Era fitted can detract from those ears

@Magnakai Haaskivi:

As an Astros fan, I'm honestly glad to see him thriving again. Hands down the most dominant closer I've ever seen in person.

Can't really take anything away from Z's pitching performance, but the Astros were at a serious disadvantage on just about every level during this game. Mentally (all their families still back in Houston digging out from Ike), physically (only arrived in Milwaukee three hours before gametime), and of course the "home"…

Astros: best team in baseball since the Ed Wade/Shawn Chacon incident. Look it up, motherfucker.

140 in a 06 Charger R/T (not mine) on the Westpark Tollway in Houston.

@Chamomiles Davis:

@jbownsabmw: Per Hoppen Motorsports (MTM's US importer), it looks like upwards of $60K when all is said and done.

Big McLargehuge!

So other than that, how was the wedding?

@LUV_TRUK:

Julio Lugo was released by the Astros after he was arrested for throwing his wife against a car. The team spokeman said it was not the first time; all the other times, he missed the car.