H.A.M.’s instructions are perfect. It’s the homemade version of the Wick Fowler’s 2 Alarm Chili mix I suggested in a previous article. And yes, if you’ve got a decent spice rack and the fresh ingredients around - go for it!

Surely you can’t be serious.

I finally bought my (though odd to some) dream car of a 2006 Dodge Magnum SRT-8. Mint condition, always garaged, mountain of maintenance paperwork. This thing was in incredible shape, but the owner decided it was time to buy a Hellcat and sold the maggie to me. I drove up to San Jose from LA to pick it up and drive it…

Let’s play Taboo!

Nogaro Blue spits in your face.

Them Duke boys again.

Farewell, Mr Jones.

It's like she has a 12 year old girl's understanding of what sexy is.

The video cuts right before she apologized to the umpire and went over for a handshake and then pulled it away quickly saying, “Too slow.”

Di2re2pectful

V-necks are the only suitable undershirt to actually wear under a button up and let them serve their intended purpose.

Kick out the golfers. Add vintage BMWs, Benzes, and Audis.

Tony Pena is now a photographer after retiring from MLB, obviously.

You forgot “Dr. Nick’s ‘Hi ABV-Bodee!’”

I would have just poured the milkshake into a bag and handed it to her. And immediately dived around the side of the car before she could hurl it at me.

The perfect crime...

Doug DeMurano. Now and forever.

Astro fan here.

This car is so sexy I want to text it awkwardly for a few days before driving around with it for like 30 minutes deciding on where to eat and then slowly lose communication with it after dinner until I see it again a few months later when it’s somehow engaged