Have I mentioned I'm immense and immortal?

@JayP71:

Fuck corn in chili. Why the hell would you include an ingredient you're just going to be looking at in your stool 3 hours later?

I'm glad that I have about the same jump shot form as the jewel of the Gawker empire.

@grungedave:

Man, all these years my grandad in Mississippi was a comedian, not a racist? If that's true then he was the funniest man below the Mason-Dixon line.

@Dieter:

Yikes. I guess the Cards are trying to keep up with my Astros for "most questionable NL Central transaction of the year".

I think this is the only time I've ever seen Roy without sunglasses.

@MarionCobretti:

Honestly, rotaries are cool and have a strong brand association with Mazda, but imagine this same car with the 270hp turbo 2.3L four banger that's already in the Mazda parts bin.

Now if it only had enough hp to keep up with the ongoing arms race in its class. 240 hp is just quaint these days.

Steely is what Kool-Aid Man would be if he were a gay bear.

"Fender panties" is my new favorite phrase.

AHHHH I'M YELLING AT YOU.

@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns:

Bo Jacks...Miguel Tejada!

Umm, wasn't the original KITT an autobox, too? Besides, the car is driving anyway.

@Mad_Science:

@powerpig: