I dunno. I've always preferred the Sky to the Solstice.

@Turboner:

Oh, the crimes I would commit for one of these cars. 250 GTO = sex. That is all.

@Bronson:

@Yostal:

I'm rushing to find tickets to the last Astros homestand of the year against the Braves. Apparently, Oswalt wants Bidge to catch him for a couple innings at some point, too. Pretty rad, if you ask me.

And now back to the Very, Very Pastel News Report.

I remember The Big Unit showing up on local Houston commericals and shit like he was going to stick around and be the second coming of Nolan Ryan. Um, yeah, about that...Carlos Beltran is on line 1.

@TheStarterWife:

Where's your transcript, motherfucker? Say "what" again. I dare you. Say "what" again, motherfucker!

@Kalamazoo_Kicker:

Stern's wife needs to stop being such a mouthy bitch.

Naturally, the chick asks the question about emotions. Linda Cohn's dick is unimpressed.

"I'm happy to take any questions."

My gawd. He looks like someone just ran over his dog. Twice.

I ain't afraid of no ghost (foul).

In LA, I rented a Magnum right after they came out. Even in Hollywood, I was getting stares (it was red, too). Pulled up at an In-N-Out and had some bottle blonde ask me what kind of car it was and if it was mine. Like a damned fool, I answered that it was a rental. She replied that I should get one.

They're trying pretty hard to promote that 1-18-08 movie, aren't they?

I'm sure that a few (hell, even thousands) of U.S. soldiers bumper tapping an average Iraqi citizen's car is exactly why the whole Middle East can't stand us. I heard that the whole Iranian hostage crisis 30 years ago was just a road rage incident that got out of hand.

The G2 paint is pretty easy to apply and looks pretty sharp. Had some on my old Protege5, and it held up remarkably well.