Coming to ESPN in 2024: "Wrigleyville is Burning", starring Keanu Reeves as Lou Pinella, Shia LaBouf as Mark Cuban, and Hillary Duff as Alex Rodriguez.

Tuesdays With Manny

Did the Pads sign Brady Anderson to a one day contract for this game?

@Phony Gwynn:

Andy Warhol. Not worth all the hype, positive or negative.

The quote from Neifi about "his fans" was the funniest thing I've read all week.

If you can't play a baseball game the day after you heard a fox being fucked by a teddy bear, then you may not have what it takes to make it in the majors.

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@The Comedian:

The sweatshop kids making these clothes might as well be in an irony goldmine.

Su-per-man.

@mamacita:

I nominate "The People's Princess" as Noah's official nickname.

I was expecting him to get into it with Lily Tomlin.

@heyzeus:

@flubby:

SWB Dodge Ram with the Hemi, about four-five years old: $16,000. Supercharger + goodies: $4,000. 500hp for 20K.

There's part of me that wants to believe that Davey made the plot up from scratch, but my heart knows that it's all true. So awesomely true.

@BigRon:

She's so orange she contains the recommended daily dose of vitamin C.