Albert Belle is unimpressed.

I have to say I'm stunned. I'm stunned that I made the bracket, and even more amazed that I'm angling for the biggest upset (rank-wise) of the whole first round.

Imagine growing up with a mother like that:

Man, you can't beat that kind of fit-and-finish quality.

So were those Rhine Valley Girls?

I need to have some illegitmate children just so I've got an excuse to go to this place. Either that or just kidnap a tyke.

@Ray Wert Jr:

He's been reading that Gift book that Oprah keeps pitching: believe it enough and it will happen!

@Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!:

If there's one thing Germans understand, it's comedy.

When gas prices force everyone to reset the clock, and then the race for the 250 MPH hybrid begins.

@snep:

The third letter had a great P.S.:

Video with pulse-pounding "pulling into traffic" action!

@throwbot:

Never, ever bet against the home school kids. It's not like they're doing anything else with their lives.

That's the most polite, traffic law-abiding car chase I've ever seen.

Dmitri Young could not be reached for comment.

Sorry, but Walken has my vote for best rock song of the year so far. Really. Each time it gets better.

@Texas Gal: