@i have wally backman's autograph

Oh man. I hope the Dugout sees this.

Ryan Freel is suing the little man who lives inside his head for the multiple injuries that Farney has caused him.

Original VW Beetle with a 2.5L turbo four from the WRX STI. Add requisite Kuchinich bumper stickers, and wait.

I will always have a lust for that generation of S8 because of this film. Sure, the current S8 (or even A8) performs better, but damn if the ol' boxy one didn't work well in this movie.

I don't think the gymnastics team gets rings like that. I think getting to keep the uniform is the most recognition that they get.

Audi R10. Sounds soooooo good.

Next stop: Mosul!

@Harvey Mushman:

It tastes like stawberries.

I love that the victory dance was apparently inspired by the touchdown celebration from Madden '94.

Shitze. That's more Bruce than I can handle.

The narration was fantastic. Like an episode of Iron Chef, without the duck penis.

Trying to show off the handling prowess of my old Protege5 for a friend, I asked him to direct me to a curvy road. He suggested one near his house that featured a long straight leading into some curves (his description).

-Get rid of the Seaward.

@Lloyd_Carr_Pool_Lane:

@ArmansCopyOfSwank:

Of course it costs 25 bucks to ship. Do you know the kind of mail restrictions they put on medical waste?

I don't see any lips. I think we're in the clear.

The existance of the Maserati in the Garage makes the Phaeton expendable. Only one Euro super-luxe, chauffeur-ready sports sedan at a time.